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You mean the one called nattallseasonmannaporn... What about her?

Dr Lovelife was sucking off this bird last night when he thought, "Wait a minute..."

:lol:

Good job, guys... two very funny lines. Made me laugh anyway.

we are now taking bookings for weddings, barmitzvahs and red shirt demos...

:lol:

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This is the 1 liner which never fails, no matter who she is.

"I am skinny, I sport a mohawk, I have almost finished a PHD in Philosophy and religious bollocks,I am better than anyone else, I DON'T teach English and my **** smells of summer flowers................. Get you ******* coat and don't argue, you've pulled lady."

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Let's go watching DVD at my place. :roll:

I think I have heard that one before. ;)

Oh yeah?

Bring your bikini along, I have a nice private pool. After that I'll take you out for shopping and dinner in Hongkong with my private jet!!

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Let's go watching DVD at my place. :roll:

I think I have heard that one before. ;)

Oh yeah?

Bring your bikini along, I have a nice private pool. After that I'll take you out for shopping and dinner in Hongkong with my private jet!!

How did you know I have a bikini??? :shock:

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Let's go watching DVD at my place. :roll:

I think I have heard that one before. ;)

Oh yeah?

Bring your bikini along, I have a nice private pool. After that I'll take you out for shopping and dinner in Hongkong with my private jet!!

How did you know I have a bikini??? :shock:

Good eye sight :lol: It's so freaking pink with bunch of flowers like grandma style. 8)

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This is the 1 liner which never fails, no matter who she is.

"I am skinny, I sport a mohawk, I have almost finished a PHD in Philosophy and religious bollocks,I am better than anyone else, I DON'T teach English and my sh*t smells of summer flowers................. Get you f*cking coat and don't argue, you've pulled lady."

I love your **** smells..

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