Mister Moobs Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 How to install your own security system - pretty cheap, too!! HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4 Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter" kaunitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dogs don't bark kid tries anyway cause guy is not home or feeds them a few steaks. This note more signals hurry he is a dum ass and might shoot me... go go grab all you can and run !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 and for da ladies... http://inventorspot.com/security_system :shock: kaunitz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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