I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives in these pressing times!!!By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning , I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay,
For those that are interested this link gives the history of father's day in Thailand and why it was decided that it should be celerabrated on the King's birthday. The 5th of December 1980 was celebrated as National Father's Day for the first time.Enjoy: http://www.thaiwaysmagazine.com/thai_article/2516_bhumibol_birthday/bhumibol_birthday.html
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied:
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'
'Bring them along
A married couple went to hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and a
Following the outrbreak of the financial crisis various common terms have been redefined, for example:CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of in
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The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.
Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.
Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact
Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle
Mateshit: all your f
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dange
An update on the banking crisis - fresh news from Japan.
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .
In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
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You’ve been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards.
Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he ran,’ accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.
Sixth Place
While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 fo
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point. She was confronted with an irate passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He angrily slapped his ticket down on the counter and
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minist
Cambodian couple cut home in half
Mr Rim's half of the house has been moved to an undisclosed location
An estranged couple in Cambodia have sawn their house in half to avoid the country's convoluted divorce process. Moeun Rim and his wife, Nhanh, who have been married nearly 40 years, split the building last week following an argument, local officials said. Mr Rim has removed his share of the property and the couple have also divided their land into four parts; two for their children, and t
The man bought thousands at $10, but, as the supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. The man further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announc
Thaksin and Pojaman apply for asylum in England
Former prime minister Thaksin Shinawatra and his wife Khunying Pojaman both are applying for asylum in London, the Sunday Mirror reported on its online edition.
The British Home Office has confirmed about the two's asylum applications. It is unclear when the applications were lodged.
Thaksin and Pojaman have become fugitives for graft charges after jumping bail in August.
The Nation** What really confuses me is how does one claim politi
A guide for travelers from - 'Learn a Foreign Language at Home'.
HOW TO SPEAK NUW ZULANDER
(FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)
Ø Milburn ……………....Capital of Victoria
Ø Peck……………….…..to fill a suitcase
Ø Pisssed aside ….…........chemical which kills insects
Ø Pigs ……………….…..for hanging out washing with
Ø Pug ………………….. large pink animal with curly tail
Ø Nin Tin dough …….....computer game
Ø Munner stron
I don't beleive! SYDNEY: Australians who sound like crocodile hunter Steve Irwin or Crocodile Dundee actor Paul Hogan could soon be a relic of the past, a report said on Sunday.
Research shows the nasal Australian twang - exemplified by the late Irwin and the character Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee - will be phased out within a few decades as the nation shakes loose its colonial roots and moves towards a standard national pronunciation, The Sunday Telegraph said.Words like "mate" would no longer be
Just so you all know you maybe don't want to accept an invitation to chat from this guy, wont tell you the username but I have reported it to admin. So if you get an invitation from the listed Hotmail address don't add him (especially if you are a girl). Here is the transcript - make up your own minds:
3/10/2008
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3/10/2008
1:59:43 PM
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Just a sample of the some of the people who GOT it WRONG!
Theoretically, television may be feasible, but I consider it an impossibility--a development which we should waste little time dreaming about.
- Lee de Forest, 1926, inventor of the cathode ray tube
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas J. Watson, 1943, Chairman of the Board of IBM
It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything.
- Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895
It will
Some quotes regarding the milk scandal in China:
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"The scandal came to light earlier this month when baby milk powder from the Sanlu Group was found to contain the industrial chemical melamine. And since then, at least 22 other companies have been implicated.
Melamine is used in making plastics and is high in nitrogen, which makes products appear to have a higher protein content. Health experts say that ingesting small amounts does no harm but sustained use can cause kidney stones and r
Read the names of these web sites carefully, they are all legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear, and you can work out how dumb people really are:
1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no furthe
