My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,

some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in

New York.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I

suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread

maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to

sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was

water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me,

"In the lake."

8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost

weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!

9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the

garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

Hahahahahhaha

So then Jay, is it deja vu or just flashbacks that you are experiencing? I'm just curious how you could find these previous postings unless you specifically recall it, as opposed to using special moderator powers. Please, do tell!

2unique DUDE I'm sorry if I've posted samethings that was posted a year ago =P and no I'm not the same person you think that was here last year, a year ago or whatever and nahhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm pretty new around here in TF never heard of it never post any thing here till one of my friend who's in my friend list told me about this site..........sooooooooooooo dont be scurrrrrrrd I dont bite ...............you can want ur momma all you want it aint me.........sorry dude you just got the wrong person =)

2unique~ no biggie <3 I'm here just for fun no pun intended