My specifications for the perfect woman are as follows.

1) Happy personality... Is that too much to ask? Somebody with a generally positive attitude and cheerful disposition.

2) Commitment to making her man happy. In this case, it would be me. I don't ask for much. (Anal not required).

3) Ambition and willingness to work to improve her own education or position at work. Only good can come of this.

4) Non smoker and non drinker. (LSD and valium taken in moderation are okay).

...and I guess you want her to be a double jointed super model, with parents who own a brewery, and has an open minded twin Sister?

Are you a perfect man according to those qualifications?

If not, then I think you are asking too much.

I guess, I'm only asking for what I'm offering.

Stu: Why would I want her parents to own a brewery? The worldwide culture of "social drinking" is appalling to me.

Kayle: I'm not asking for a perfect woman. Just cheerful, kind, and forward looking.

Wallace: I didn't say she had to strive to improve full time. I want it to be part of her underlying ethos. I will cook and do the laundry or at least help.

Maybe I forgot or chose to omit to include what I have to offer to have such "high" expectations. Let me tell you... it is MORE than I am requesting in my "perfect" woman.