I just got a text from a girl I met last night, asking me to go for a drink tonight-I agreed of course, trouble is I don't really remember what she looks like as I was drunk. I'm trying to form images in my head of what she looked like but my perverted mind isn't helping much! Either way it'll be a laugh!

Hey I saw you last night. You were with someone that I saw in the mens toilet shaving. Hope that helps.

great- I hate stubble!