A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive guy. He gives him a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The attractive guy notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."

Intrigued, the attractive guy says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says that you're not wearing any underwear..."

The attractive guy laughs and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing underwear!"

The man exclaims, "Damn -- then this thing must be an hour fast!"

lol

I think you forgot to change the "very attractive guy's" sex. Or then again, maybe not lol.