Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?* 45 lbsWhats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?*45 minutesWhat is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?*sexual harrassmentWhat is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?* $3:99 a minuteWhat do men and floortiles have in common?* If you lay them properly the first time you can walk all over them for life.Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and goodlooking?* Because those men have boyfriends already.What is mans view of safe sex?* A dded headboard.How do men sort their laundry?* Filthy and Filthy but Wearable.Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog?* After a year,the dog is still excited to see you.What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?* The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?* The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts.Who is the most popular woman at a nudist colony?* The woman who ate the last donut.What's the difference between a battery and a woman?A woman has a positive side.

I mean battery has a positive side DOH!!!!