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here it goes.......

Song: The Fark Shop

"I know a place just down there two streets.

Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"

(gong noise)

[Luke]:WELCOME TO THE FARK SHO-O-O-OP!

Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice]

There's only one place where we can go

Where the price is right just to fark a ho

It's always popular with the girls and the guys

'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy

Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay

It's more than enough time to slay

Each room has a bed and also a sink

So you can wash your deek after farking the pink

But be careful of the things that you use'

Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse

So as you hit the door and the panties drop,

Whole lot of sarkin' and farkin' at the **** Shop!

Verse 2: [brother Marquis]

Please come inside, make yourself at home

I want to fark, 'cause my deek's on bone

You little ***** behind closed doors

You would drink my cum and nothing more

Now spread your wings open for the flight

Let me fill you up with something milky and white

'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful

You innocent beach, don't be shameful

Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water

This is the second half, and not the second quarter

I'll fark you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby

And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy

In the Fark Shop!

[Luke] (squeaky voice): YOU'RE IN THE FARK SHOP, BABEEEE!I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!

Verse 3: [Luke]

In the Fark Shop! That's where it's at!

In the Fark Shop! The place to splak!

In the Fark Shop! Where all the boys go!

In the Fark Shop! Farkin' all the hoes!

(gong noise)

[Luke]: THANK YOU FOR FARKIN' AT THE FARK SHO-O-O-OP!!