We Are The Champions

Mourinho's No Clue,obi Wan's Had A Cry

Terry's A Big Pansy, Of That There's No Lie

And Bad Signings, We've Made A Few

But We Sold You Bosnich And Veron And We Came Through

We Are The Champions My Friend

And Now Franky Lampard Looks A Bellend

We Are The Champions

We Are The Champions

No Time For Rent Boys Cos We Are The Champions

Tweedys A Cow, Ahsley Cole Has No Balls

He Stick A Phone Up His Arse Hole And Played With It

He Hoped For A Call

Its No Dream Of Jose's! And All Of His Crew

I'd Love To Sing Then Spit In Face, Cos We Have Come Through

We Are The Champions My Friend

And Now Franky Lampard Looks A Bellend

We Are The Champions

We Are The Champions

No Time For Rent Boys Cos We Are The Champions

Of The World

Go United! Yeah!

And Roeder has gone from Newcastle...thank christ for that!!!