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paulgh3rd

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as reported here  http://www.nypost.com/seven/10042007/gossip/pagesix/service_glitch.htm October 4, 2007 -- SECRET Service agents guarding Jenna Bush were red-faced yesterday when they got locked out of their car. "They had escorted Jenna into the CBS studios on 59th and Fifth for an interview on 'The Early Show' and returned to find they'd left the keys inside," a source told us. Then, after Jenna left in another vehicle, CBS cameramen began shooting the agents as they waited for a spare key. "They weren't very happy about it, it was embarrassing. They wanted them to stop shooting and asked for the tape, but didn't get it," the spy said.  Now my question is don't they use GMC vehicles and don't they all have onstar? I think that would've been the greatest commercial ever!..... Onstar: how can I help youSS agent: ummm this agent .... never mind... just open the door Onstar: this vehicle is registered to US secret service can you verify your creditialsSS agent: <head hanging down in shame> I'm never going to live this down....Onstar: your door is now unlock special agent  hahahahhahahaha

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as reported here  http://www.nypost.com/seven/10042007/gossip/pagesix/service_glitch.htm October 4, 2007 -- SECRET Service agents guarding Jenna Bush were red-faced yesterday when they got locked out of their car. "They had escorted Jenna into the CBS studios on 59th and Fifth for an interview on 'The Early Show' and returned to find they'd left the keys inside," a source told us. Then, after Jenna left in another vehicle, CBS cameramen began shooting the agents as they waited for a spare key. "They weren't very happy about it, it was embarrassing. They wanted them to stop shooting and asked for the tape, but didn't get it," the spy said.  Now my question is don't they use GMC vehicles and don't they all have onstar? I think that would've been the greatest commercial ever!..... Onstar: how can I help youSS agent: ummm this agent .... never mind... just open the door Onstar: this vehicle is registered to US secret service can you verify your creditialsSS agent: <head hanging down in shame> I'm never going to live this down....Onstar: your door is now unlock special agent  hahahahhahahaha

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Dan501

hahahahaha.......now that's funny. I can see the next conversation that would take place after that:

The presedent: "Is this the SS agent that locked the keys inside the car?"

SS agent: (once again head hanging in shame) "why sorry sir, yes it is"

The presedent: "Your fired"

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vbroker

Quote alexSE: It would have been funny if they had shot Jemma Bush in the face

Lovely. That's the sort of dialog that might get YOU a visit by the Secret Service.

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