A Nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local

Hooters.

 The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every

once in

 a while 'the lights would turn off.'

 Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into

cheers.

 However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

 She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the

 restroom?

 The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a

statue

 of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

 'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.

 So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

 After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped

just

 long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!

 She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why

did

 they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

 'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would

you

 like a drink?'

 'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.

 'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig

leaf

 on that statue, the lights go out.

 Now, how about that drink?'

LOL..

haha

hahahaha very funny!

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That sounds something like My Dad would say,, And he walked to school in 3 foot of snow and Up Hill both ways! 5555