DOs :

Do exercise lots before your first date, he enjoys walking everywhere at 15km an hour.

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Do get rid of that whitening lotion, he loves you dark and crispy.

(¶éҤسà»ç¹¤¹·ÕèªÃºãªé Whitening lotion ºÓÃا¼ÔÇ ÊÔ觷Õè¤Ø³¤Ç÷Ó ¤×à â¹Ãѹ·Ôé§àÊÕ à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨ÃªÃºÃÃä÷Õè´Óæ äËÃéæ à¡ÃÕÂÃæ áÅáÃúæ. )

Do teach him about Thai traditions before you take him to meet your family, you don't need to look silly too.

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Do fondle him and tell him you love him 50 times day, he loves to be smooched.

(¤Ø³¤ÇèÃáÊ´§¤ÇÒÃÃÑ¡¡Ñºà¢ÒºèÃÂæ ´éÇ¡Òà ¡Ã´ ¨Ùº ÇѹÅûÃÃÃÒ³ 50 ¤ÃÑé§ à¾ÃÒÃäÃèàªè¹¹Ñé¹à¢Ò¨Ã¤Ô´ÇèҤسäÃèÃÑ¡à¢Ò. )

Do get used to his bargaining power, he hates feeling as if he got ripped off.

(¤Ø³¤Ç÷ӵÑÇãËéªÔ¹ àÇÅÒ·Õèà¢Ò仵èÃÃçÃÒ¤ÒÊÔ¹¤éÒ à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨Ãà¡ÅÕ´ÃÒ¡ ¶éÒà¢Ò¶Ù¡â¡è§ÃÒ¤ÒËÃ×ö١àÃÒà»ÃÕº. )

Do pretend you enjoy riding a tuk-tuk, he loves the thrills and spills.

(¤Ø³¤Ç÷ӵÑÇàËÃ×ùÇèҤسªÃº¹Ñè§Ã¶µØê¡æ ·Ñé§æ ·Õè㨢ç¤Ø³ÃÂÒ¡¨Ã¹Ñè§Ã¶àºç¹«ì¡çµÒà à¾ÃÒÃà¢ÒªÃº·Õè¨Ãà´Ô¹·Ò§ä»ä˹ÃÒä˹´éǾÒ˹÷ÕèºéÒ¹àÃ×ç¢Ã§à¢ÒäÃèÃÕ. )

Do get suspicious of his weekend trips to Pattaya with his buddies, you don't need him picking up any nasty diseases.

(¤Ø³¤ÇÃËÑ´à»ç¹¤¹¢ÕéʧÊÑ ¶éÒà¢ÒªÃºä»à·ÕèÂÇ·Õè¾Ñ·ÂÒºèÃÂæ à¾ÃÒÃäÃèàªè¹¹Ñ鹤سÃÒ¨¨ÃµÔ´âäÃéÒÂâ´ÂäÃèÃÙéµÑÇ. )

Do check up if he spends more time in his home country than with you, you don't need to find out later he has been deceiving two girls.

(¤Ø³¤ÇèéÒ§¹Ñ¡Ê׺ ¶éҤسÃÙéÊÖ¡¼Ô´Êѧࡵ·Õèà¤éҪú·Õè¨ÃÃÂÙèàÃ×ç¹Ã¡ÃÒ¡¡ÇèÒÃÂÙèàÃ×çä·Â ¶éҤسäÃèÃÂÒ¡¶Ù¡ËÅáÅǧ àÃ×èÃà¤éÒ¤º¼ÙéË­Ô§ 2 ¤¹ ¾ÃéÃÃæ¡Ñ¹ ã¹àÇÅÒà´ÕÂÇ. )

Do keep up with the news, he fancies his girl to have ?a bitta brain?

(¤Ø³¤ÇÃËÑ´à»ç¹¤¹·ÕèªÃºÃèÒ¹¢èÒÇÊÒÃÃÒ¡æ ËÃ×à ÈÖ¡ÉÒËÒ¤ÇÒÃÃÙéÃÂÙèàÊÃà à¾ÃÒÃäÃèàªè¹¹Ñé¹ à¢ÒÃÒ¨¨ÃÃçÇèҤسà»ç¹¤¹«×èúÕéÃ. )

Do get out your purse at times, you don?t want him thinking you only like him for his bank book.

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But, do, if you want a new handbag out of him, just tell him how handsome he his.

(áµè¶éҤسÃÂÒ¡¨Ãä´éÃÃäèҡà¢Ò àªè¹ ¡ÃÃà»ëÒʵҧ¤ìãºãËÃè ¤Ø³¤Ç÷Õè¨Ã¾Ù´¡Ñºà¢ÒÇèÒ ?Darling you are so handsome!?. )

And, do, if you want anything whatsoever out of him, just tell him how superior he is to all Thai guys, he enjoys living in a world of his own.

(áÅöéҤسÃÂÒ¡¨Ãä´éÃÃäèҡà¢Ò ÂÔ觡ÇèÒ¡ÃÃà»ëÒãºãËÃèÅÃ¡ç ¤Ø³¤Çþٴà»ÃÕºà·Õº¤ÇÒôբçà¢Ò¡ÑºªÒÂä·Â ÇèÒà¢Ò´Õ¡ÇèÒãËéÃÒ¡æ. )

DON?Ts :

Don?t bother teaching him Thai, you don?t want him running off with the pretty young girl next door.

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Don?t go sticking food in his mouth for him, he wants you to know he has hands of his own.

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Don?t even bother arguing with him, he can argue with a dentist about the state of his grimey teeth.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇÃà¶Õ§¡Ñºà¢Òã¹·Ø¡æ àÃ×èç à¾ÃÒÃáÃéáµèËÃÿѹ¡Ñº¿Ñ¹¢Ã§à¢Ò à¢ÒÂѧà¶Õ§ä´é. )

Don?t complain about his lack of showering, he has enjoyed his twice-a-week bath since he was a baby.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤Çúè¹ËÃ×ÃÇèÒà¢Ò·ÕèäÃèªÃºÃÒº¹éÓ à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨ÃªÃºÃÒº¹éÓÃÒ·ÔµÂìÅà 2 ¤ÃÑé§ÃÒµÑé§áµèà¡Ô´. )

Don?t go eating any smelly fruits or fish when he is around, you don?t need the poor guy standing outside in the rain.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤Ç÷ҹÃÒËÒ÷Õè¤èù¢éÒ§ÃÕ¡ÅÔè¹áçæ àªè¹ »ÅÒÃéÒ,·ØàÃÕ¹ ¶éҤسʧÊÒÃà¢ÒáÅÃäÃèÃÂÒ¡ãËéà¢Òµéç˹ÕÃáä»à»Õ¡½¹¹Ã¡ºéÒ¹. )

Don?t yet listen to any of his ?I have this? and ?I have that?, seeing is believing.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇÃàª×èÃÊÔ觷Õèà¢ÒªÃº¾Ù´ÇèÒ ÃÕ¹Ñè¹ ÃÕ¹Õè ÃÒ¡ÃÒ ¨¹¡ÇèҤس¨ÃàËç¹´éǵҵ¹àç. )

Don?t tell him off for shouting at the bus conductress, or he will presume you are only ?siding? with her just because she?s a Thai too.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇõèÃÇèÒà¢Ò ¶éÒà¢Òä»âµéà¶Õ§¡Ñº¡ÃÃà»ëÒöàÃÅì ËÃ×à ¾¹Ñ¡§Ò¹¢Ò à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨Ã¤Ô´ÇèҤسà¢éÒ¢éÒ§¤¹ä·Â´éÇ¡ѹ. )

Don?t presume he is a drug-addicted psycho just cause he bites his nails, his mom bites hers too.

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Don?t bore him by wanting to stay at home every evening, he loves ?showing you off? in bars and discos.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤ÇÃáÊ´§ÃÒ¡ÒÃàº×èÃãËéà¢ÒÃÙé ã¹àÇÅÒ·Õèà¢Ò¨Ã¾Ò¤Ø³Ãáä»à·ÕèÂÇâªÇìã¤ÃµèÃã¤Ã µÒÃʶҹ·ÕèºÑ¹à·Ô§µèÒ§æ à¾ÃÒùÑé¹à»ç¹ÇѲ¹¸ÃÃâçà¢Ò. )

Don?t bore him with complaints about his beer consumption, he will only tell you its his life and not yours.

(¤Ø³äÃè¤Çúè¹à¢Òã¹àÃ×èç¡Òô×èÃàºÕÂÃì à¾ÃÒÃà¢Ò¨Ã¤Ô´ÇèҤسÅÃàÃÔ´ÊÔ·¸ÔÊèǹºØ¤¤Å. )

Don?t presume he doesn?t love you just cause he goes out with his male friends and doesn?t invite you, just call up your friends and do the same thing.

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Don't complain too much about his dinner table manners, he is proud of his monkey eating-style habits.

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And finally, don?t go inviting the whole of your family, your neighbours and the temple dogs into his house, he loves a bit of privacy.

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