The Copenhagen March (to the tune of "North Atlantic Squadron) In Copenhagen's cobbled streets,The shysters and the shamans meetTo practice lies and more deceitIn the name of Global WarmingChorusAway,away with fife and drumFor here we comeWith frozen bums,We'll smoke some dope and pray to the SunIn the name of Global Warming The winds rise up and snow comes down.But not in Copenhagen Town,Where Bambi fries and babies drownBecause of Global WarmingChorusSuzuki,Gore and Soros went,Hoping for new providence.Obama's praise was heaven-sent,"You must stop Global Warming."ChorusWith caviar and limousines,Jet engines burning kerosene,All necessary so it seemsTo stop Global WarmingChorusIn Anglia a web was spunThe tangles strands have come undoneAnd trapped the bugs who've had their funAnd lied for Global WarmingChorusWhen all is said and nothing doneThe earth still turns below the sunAnd melting goes and freezing comesWe'll wish for Global Warming.  

Nice lyrics..

Dear Santa, please help our poor world!...