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poo myself! :D


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~~~~ VOTE KIP ~~~~

i was just driving home from work (i was goin too fast i admit 100mph/160kmph) just minding my own business, foot to the floor cos i wanted to get home asap and something distracted me so i took my eye off the road for about half a second and in that moment a dude pulled out from the inside lane infront of me! (yes i cant blame women drivers for this incident) when i looked back i saw the back end of his car gettin closer and closer! time for some evasive action! i hit the brakes and the front wheels just locked up! damn ****! it just started raining so the roads are real greasy as fooook *everything goes into slow motion now lol* so i was sliding skidding squirming along, gettin real close to him now, not slowing down much, no chance of stopping in time so i swerved in the left lane, damn i was all over the bloody road! its a good job there was no one in the inside lane! anyway by time id got some grip back id slid rite past him and was infront of him so i know id have hit him pretty hard grrrrrr ...hmmm now i think about it i dont actually see any reason why he changed lanes! straight road not much traffic, wot a **** head! so i just got along side him and gave him the obligatory verbal and hand signals as he stared at me vacantly! it was a close call indeed :S *shake* i hate the feeling of been shaken up! last time i felt like this i got side swiped by a truck, that wasnt pretty! i need to chill out

PEACE BROTHERS AND SISTERS

~~~~ VOTE KIP ~~~~

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~~~~ VOTE KIP ~~~~

i was just driving home from work (i was goin too fast i admit 100mph/160kmph) just minding my own business, foot to the floor cos i wanted to get home asap and something distracted me so i took my eye off the road for about half a second and in that moment a dude pulled out from the inside lane infront of me! (yes i cant blame women drivers for this incident) when i looked back i saw the back end of his car gettin closer and closer! time for some evasive action! i hit the brakes and the front wheels just locked up! damn ****! it just started raining so the roads are real greasy as fooook *everything goes into slow motion now lol* so i was sliding skidding squirming along, gettin real close to him now, not slowing down much, no chance of stopping in time so i swerved in the left lane, damn i was all over the bloody road! its a good job there was no one in the inside lane! anyway by time id got some grip back id slid rite past him and was infront of him so i know id have hit him pretty hard grrrrrr ...hmmm now i think about it i dont actually see any reason why he changed lanes! straight road not much traffic, wot a **** head! so i just got along side him and gave him the obligatory verbal and hand signals as he stared at me vacantly! it was a close call indeed :S *shake* i hate the feeling of been shaken up! last time i felt like this i got side swiped by a truck, that wasnt pretty! i need to chill out

PEACE BROTHERS AND SISTERS

~~~~ VOTE KIP ~~~~

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Take it easy... You're alive and no one was hurt...

Next time maybe you should try to avoid distractions while speeding on a road where rain just started and where other people are also driving their car... :-D

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wondered where you had got to for a day or two....thought you were busy cleaning up yer cats **** behind th door!!he he

anyway driving like that sounds like youll be shampooing your car seat next.

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