Dirty Joke

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me im going in!

Clean Joke

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"

The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

Blonde Joke

A blonde walked into a bar

OUCHH!!!

Quick Joke

Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.

Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

P.S. after I took vocation for a while, my sense of humer is recover

I guess the time off must've helped!