Well it's been 6 hours and a 30 mech bull rides

And look at the mes I'm in-

A broken nose and a broken heart,

An empty bottle of GIN

Well I sit and I pray

That Cherry will come back and pay

While I'm singin' to myself

Gullivers has got have another way

[Chorus:]

Take away, take away

Take away this ball and chain

Mr Collins sittin by my side

And I can't take any more pain

Take away, take away

Nana Never again

Take away, take away

Take away this ball and chain

Well I've searched and I've searched

To find the perfect life-

A brand new car, a brand new suit

My Bangkok life, I even got me a little wife-

But wherever I have gone

I was sure to find myself with

Transient arrogant fucks from abroad

Who just wanna screw bar girls all their life

But not go anywhere

[Chorus:]

Take away, take away

Take away this ball and chain

Mr Collins gets me to the next bar

And I can't take any more pain

Take away, take away

Annoying Sukhumvit cowboys

Take away, take away

Take away this ball and chain

Well I'll pass Penny Black on the way

To my dingy hotel room-

I spent all my money

Been drinkin' with PC since half past noon-

Will I wake there in the mornin?

Or maybe in the Thonglor jail?

Bottles of Jack are getting pang-qwa

I'm born to lose and destined to fail-

Paul kept us runnin all night. When 2U split for the first sign of responsibility in his adult life, PC got us to the next bar.. When Loburt finished bitchin about the *******, PC got us to the mech bull. When the rest of those pussys split PC made sure we hit Penny Black.

I spint the entire day recovering. I had a bad fall of the mech bull. I slept with my arm under my back and now I its in pain- still tonight. Oh my head. Next month boys. Next month.

On Saturday I went to BNH hospital. hat bull ride pulled my left shoulder legiment really bad. No joking. I'm on pain killers and myarm is in a lavander sling that looks like a bikini bag. My wife said, "serves you right" som nom na! Zero sympathy from the Angel of Yala.

next time try to ride the cows not the bull. it might be less painful....

Cherry, What?