Those Chinese Doctors are Good!

An American tourist goes on a trip to China.

While there, he is sexually promiscuous and doesn't

use a condom.

A week after arriving home, he finds his penis is

covered with bright green spots. Horrified, he goes

to see his doctor.

Days later the doctor calls and says, "I've got bad

news. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very

rare. We know little about it. We have to amputate

your penis."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,

figuring he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines him and proclaims, "Ah,

yes, Mongolian VD."

"What can you do?" asks the man. "My American doctor

wants to amputate!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid

American doctors always want to operate. Make more

money that way. No need to operate!"

"Oh, thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor. "You no worry! Wait

two weeks. **** fall off by itself!"

LOL .. all men here should read.. so much funny joke !

LOL Mongolian VD Rocks!!

Hahahaha, I like that