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well after reading all that I am super relaxed...almost asleep

ya, second paragraph thrid line. That got me.

Perhaps it is a red-state vs. blue-state political debate?

The duck joke is hilarious.

haha...that's funny....i think.....maybe.....don't know.......boohoo i can't read

i like duck story thanks for charing

like the duck joke! i know exactly how he feels lol