Hilarious with Google!
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Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 results
and here are some of examples!
Manuel is for most of us ?the Little Sunshine of Hope?, he really is.
Manuel is the complete entertainer
Manuel is One click Away
Manuel is known for its friendly and comfortable ?hometown? atmosphere.
Manuel is not only very particular about how well his garment is made but ...
manuel is 13 years old; he was born with spina bifida and hydrocephalus
Manuel is creative and artistic.
Manuel is commissioned a Captain to lead one of the six companies
Manuel is now eligible for parole or pre-release anytime.
Manuel is getting old.
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("Liduam is" is not found in Google, so I went for Pong)
1. The original Pong is challenging to faithfully emulate.
2. Pong is part of another revolutionary step.
3. Pong is completely built from discrete electronic components which work.
4. Pong is being updated and revised. Please be patient, because this might cause
some inconvenience.
5. Pong is 3D?
6. Pong is the founding myth of a whole cultural industry.
7. Pong is, like, so gay.
8. Pong is mildly entertaining in small doses.
9. Pong is all-powerful.
10. Pong is undoubtedly a classic, but its inclusion in this collection makes no sense.
(Ok... go ahead and beat that!!! ha!)
(swain is)
1. swain is a class act for animals.
2. swain is white.
3. swain is an experience to treasure!
4. swain is like stepping back in time.
5. swain is very good at keeping a lot of balls in the air, as they say.
6. swain is (in my opinion) one of the better Ministers in the Government, and I will always hold him in some high regard for recommending to Cabinet that the telephone local loop be unbundled.
7. swain is the pseudonym of an episcopal priest and theologian living in the detroit area.
8. swain is wise not to wallow in melancholia, nor does he allow the dramatics to get overwrought.
9. swain is quite aware of the difference between judo and bjj and makes note of these from time to time.
10. swain is widely distributed throughout the country although there seems to be some evidence of concentration in leicestershire, especially in the vicinity of wigston.
(Giancarlo is)
1. Giancarlo is new chief development officer at Cisco.
2. Giancarlo is a writer, living in Italy, who has been involved in advertising.
3. GIANCARLO IS READY TO HELP YOU OUT! GREAT REFERENCES!
4. Giancarlo is a bright apartment of 130 square meters.
5. Giancarlo is also President of Cisco-Linksys, LLC.
6. Giancarlo is a fun-loving guy who lives to see people's smiles.
7. Motor racing history suggests that Giancarlo is probably right.
8. Giancarlo is back with a van.
9. Giancarlo is also the President of the wine Producers Association for the province of Treviso.
10. "That GianCarlo is dead."
(Athenais is)
1. Now Athénaïs is more powerful than ever.
2. Athenais: the Real Queen of France.
3. Athénaïs starts to make a name for itself.
4. Athénaïs is different from the other bands in that it blends Anglo-Saxon influences and French lyrics.
5. Athenais is the ancestor of most of the royal houses of Europe
6. Athenais supported many of the leaders of the cultural renaissance.
OK, I can't make it to 10 with this darn mistress!!! SORRY! My name is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too difficult for this one, kiddies!!
ALISON
1. Alison is available to give a personal concert for your group
2. Alison is worried about how she can enjoy eating out with friends
3. Alison is a Very Strong, Independent, Determined, Down to Earth Bajan WOMAN
4. Alison is the girl you see standing knee deep in weeds in her spotty Boden wellies.
5. Alison is a telepath of unspecified power level
6. Alison is attacked by an unseen creature as she steps outside for fire wood
7. Alison is a beautiful girl who is full of life
8. Alison is known to be the Soca Queen, the Raggamuffin Queen
9. Alison is a godly writer
10. Alison is the One!
MIREYA
1.Was the President of Panama from 1999 to 2004, representing the Arnulfista Party
2.female, Spanish, miraculous
3.Documenting and Exposing the Liberal Political Agenda of the New York Times
4.The original collector of Swab People. Mireya helped inspire some of the most creative of the Sweoples
5.BCBG Max Azria Women's Mireya. Price: $169.99
6. brings a passion for primates and a newfound knack for adventure
7. An efficient and direct nonplanar rotation estimation algorithm for video applications
8. Una de las personalidades históricas de la izquierda chilena
9. goes off the deep end
10. Mireya's Full Megapack is a new set of clothing, props, weapons, texture and character morph
EMILY
1. EMILY is every young professional who?s been told to wait her turn
2. Emily Is a Flower Girl
3. Angry Emily is storming in
4. Word on the street is that Emily is finishing up her filming for "Black Irish"
5. Hurricane Emily is Blowing Like the Dickens
6. But Emily is still causing problems
7. Emily is super duper sweet
8. Emily is currently active
9. Emily is sixteen years old and is obviously running from someone
10. Emily is no longer a hippy wannabe with black dyed hair
11. Emily is strange
(i put 11 just for good measure)(these are freaking hilarious!!)
Golan
1. Golan is usually divided into three regions
2. The area of the Golan is roughly 38 miles long and varies in width from 9 to 16
3. Withdrawal from the Golan is unthinkable, even in times of peace
4. Golan is responsible for managing the company?s 40 servers around the globe
5. The average age in the Golan is about 45
(it stopped being funny after 5
*Miss Sarah*
1.Sarah is currently the Parliamentary Candidate for Brent East
2. Sarah is a cute blond prostitute and she likes to be wet
3. Sarah is showing uncanny recall.
4. Sarah is the Director of the National Centre for Tactile Diagrams
5. Yad Sarah is an Israel-wide network of volunteers aiding disabled, elderly, and housebound people aimed at making home care possible
6. Passionate, highly knowledgeable and down to earth, Sarah is the media's choice when it comes to Teen Experts
7. Sarah is an artist working in a variety of media who lives in the San Francisco
Bay area.
8. Sarah is an avid dancer, including contact improvisation.
9. Sarah is beautiful inside and out.
10. Today, Sarah is a cancer-free, happy teenager, and she hopes to enroll in nursing.
-- Evan
1.Evan is wrong
2.Evan is back!
3.Evan is originally from Charlotte, NC and lives in Raleigh with his wife
4.Evan is now in the custody of his mother
5.evan is indeed the "father" of successful electronic punching in the united states
6.Evan is imprisoned for murder
7.Evan is Going to the World Series of Poker
8.Evan is allowed into what looks like a police interrogation room
9.Evan is a flawed but admirable character, willing to sacrifice his own happiness
10.Evan is not only a person who loves to walk, he is a person who ?walks the walk.?
[ M ][ A ][ Y ]@}>----
- May is one of the brightest, most knowledgeable, and funniest
- May Is Cute!!!
- May is out
- May is National Masturbation Month
- May is the best known American existential psychologist
- May is Victims of Pornography Month, a time to raise
awareness for the tragedies pornography brings into the lives of people
- May is Innocent
- May is Sexual Assault Prevention Month in Ontario
- May is reproduced well
- May is Osteoporosis
Now i realize my name is a "sexual related" month in many places around the world! LMAO!
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