According to MikeAussieguy's journal *Men thoughts*

I'm proud to present Women thoughts by Miss Sathita goofy Wilaichit.

Don't mean to offense any gentlemen here so don't take it too personal.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None.Coz they r too lazy to.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Becoz they seem tp bring along the book called "How to help guys stop being an idiot" to read while waiting for laundry

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Becoz we didn't need very big feet,just big enough to be able to kick men's balls when they mess with us.

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't.You don't even know how to fix urself something to eat!

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Why do men fart more than women?

Coz they have more NUTS than we do

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your husband is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. At least my dog will appreciate it!

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Why do men die before their wives?

Becoz they kill them!

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God gave men brain and **** and just enough blood to run one at a time!

Even tho men can be jerks, buttheads,lazyass but we still love them, don't we?

Cheers!

Hi Nong Sathita,

May I do agree with your thoughts??????

55555555555 I like your ideas.

Cheers,

Phi Lak

I bow to my superior being. Just too good for me to even have a try at getting even. I stand defeated women 1 guys 0 ( but we will be back )

P' Lak : Thanks ja

Mike : hahaha c'mon bro i didnt try to beat ya on that or anything.Just thought of something funny from ya journal but guess i will have to keep my eyes out 4 u now eh?

Hi Nong Sathita,

You get my 90% points :-)))))))

That is a nice one.

Have a nice day na kaaaa

Cheers

Pee Ying

P'Ying : Thanks kha but where r the 10% points la ka? hehe Mai dai ngok na ja.