I remember once I met up with an old university friend. We're fairly good friends. We went out to dinner. His name is John. While having dinner his friend calls him and asks him to go out. I sat there having my dinner, thinking to myself, I'm bored...what shall I do tonight?

After John hangs up, I ask John,

"John..What are you doing tonight?"

He responded, "I'm going dancing with a friend".

So I asked him, "...mind if I join you guys, I'm feelin a bit bored. Where are you guys headed?"

He responded, "I'm going dancing..."

I asked..."Oh yeah..where???"

He responded with: "a place near olde city.."

I'm thinking to myself... Oh sounds like fun...

So we're finished with dinner and we walk to our cars...

John then pulled me aside and asked..."Patric for as long as you've known me, don't you ever wonder about me?"

I responded with..."what do you mean, John??"

John then asked..."don't you ever wonder why I've never spoken of girls"

I responded calmly, not really expecting anything..."no never John... It's up to you if you want to tell me about your love life..."

John responded with..: "Patric, I'm gay"

I responded with..."Wooah Nelly!", of course in my mind and then rethinking... then I responded to John..."Ahh..so why are you telling me this now"

John then responded with.."Well, I'm going to a gay club tonight, are you sure you want to join me?"

I responded with: "Well I did say I was bored, didn't I?"

John then said...with a weary gasp..."OK, Patric...it's your call"

I was thinking to myself... hmm I've never been to a gay club, I wonder what it's all about. So heck.. why not. I'll check it out, and going with someone homosexual who knows you're heterosexual is always better.

So we arrive at the nightclub. We both walk in like any other nightclub. Everything's non chalant. We meet up with John's friend and we grab a table and sit and get to know each other. We have our chitchats.

Everything seemed normal to me, like a happy hour kind of thing. Next thing you know, the music changes, deeper house comes on, mood sets in, and I see an older older man walking around, lurking, pacing back and forth..glancing at me, then staring...

Something else I noticed as well was that there were lots of asian males in the house...and a bit of older cuacasion males.

John turns to me and says to me, "Patric..I forgot to tell you, it's Asian Night." Well blow me away, Asian Night at a homosexual night club.

Part 1...

Ohhhh can't wait for Part 2!

> Well blow me away, Asian Night at a homosexual night club.<

Perhaps not the most appropriate choice of words Patric...then again, I'll be waiting for part II to decide that.

I was going to post some rubbish from my heart, but this entry tops them all!!!!! " Well blow me away" - blow is probably the best word to describe it!!! LOL Bring on Part 2 quick quick!!!! - KK

LMAO...mate thats hilarious.. you've got me hooked.

remember once i was on a pub craw on a bucks night and ended up in a lesbian joint.. we thought it was tops but kept wondering why we didnt get any attention..