(continued from New Territory)

So there we were sitting at the table..

The three of us staring at each and just looking around, deep house just settling in, and the mood is just right...and then...

John turns to me and tells me

John: "Did I mention that ...it's Asian Night tonight"

Patric: "WooOOah Nelly..no wonder there's soo many asian dudes" (in my mind I'm going..well blow me away)

John staring at Patric: "Uh-huh, you heard me"

I'm still shocked, reassures what John tells me by looking around the room.

Out of the blue I start to burst out laughing...(it just gets crazier), I really had no idea what to expect...

John's flary friend: " Oh now comon, look at all the hotties"

Patric: "ummmm..."

John's flary friend: "Now John, how come you didn't tell me about your hot friend here..."

John: "eh..he's straight, that's why"

So I sit there and listen to the conversation, nonchalantly, sipping at my cocktail (7 and 7) watching the two bickering while listening to such awesome deep house, yet getting creepped out by the fact that John's friend thinks I'm hot.

I also get creeped out by the fact that the old bald guy right across from us lurks around, watching me, staring me, and then...smiling at me..

John begins to tell me about the downstairs and the show that begins at midnight.

John: "Patric, they do a show here at midnite...kinda like a talent show, it's super funny and hilarious, you wouldn't believe the kinds of things they do"

Patric: "ooh..hmm..what do you mean??"

John: "well they do sex shows with dildos, and who's got the longer...., and dragqueen singing, and they teach you how to use toys and ..."

Patric: "umm...intriguing" (totally off the wall surprised)

John: "you wanna go see downstairs???"

Patric (trying to find a nice way of saying no): "ummm...did you say ..."teach you how to use toys??!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" (with exclamation), "John, I think I'll have another drink... and maybe later ok?"

Then John veers off the subject...

John: "Hey Patric, since you've been in Thailand, you should be used to this kind of stuff.."

Patric: "ummm.. no not really, see I had a girlfriend who I lived with..."

John's Friend: "Oh, you lived in Thailand" (jumps up and down and hand motions me)

John: "I heard that this kind of thing is pretty open in Thailand.."

Patric trying not to notice John's friend, and talks to John: "What kind of thing, John??"

John: "homosexuality..and being open"

Patric: "well, homosexuals do show themselves more these days in Thailand but it is still an issue of how society copes with it in everyday life"

John: "but it is more open, isn't it?"

Patric: "yes it is quite open..."

John's Friend: " oooooh...so will you show me where to go in Thailand? will you be my tourguide?"

Patric: "ummm...I can take you around sure, but to places you want to go to...how about a map???" (while trying to figure out what the hell did he mean by that question...)

Meanwhile John is laughing his arse off at me.

I was still stunned at the fact that they have a midnite show for Asian Night. I guess they do have to have some sort of speciality to Asian Night other than the fact that the asian guys are the entrees

Part III coming soon

Ooooooo what next? Patric gives a dildo lesson???

who is John ?? lol

JOhn is one of my friends from university