OK, some people are right, this should be something funny for the forum. So have a look who comes next.
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Re-post as "My Life According to (BAND NAME)"
My artist: The Strokes
By Mario
Are you a male or female? Meet Me In The Bathroom
Describe yourself? Hard To Explain
How do you feel? Heart In A Cage
Describe where you currently live: On The Other Side
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? The Way It Is
Your best friend is? Barely Legal
Your favorite color is? Red Light
What's the weather like? Evening Sun
Favorite time of day? 12:51
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Whatever Happened?
What is life to you? Trying Your Luck
Your relationship? Alone Together
Your Fear? Fear Of Sleep
What is the best advice you have to give? The End Has No End
If you could change your name, you would change it to: Soma
Thought for the day? Ask Me Anything
How would you like to die? Automatic Stop
Your soul's present condition? Between Love & Hate
Your motto? You Only Live Once