1000 short jokes !? can we make it ? dirty or clean ..dosent matter !..let us start !
1- Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
2- Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette !
3- Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass !
4 - Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !
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