hippos in tutus

[random_name]

Although George W Bush stands as both tesiment to the failure of the political voting system , as well as the dangers of it , I am refering to the website voting system .

Making it to the top of the list on such a voting system , I propose takes the following characterists :

Hard work !

Dedication !

Abudance of free time !

Lack of life !

(in no specific order)

Once a person has mastered the skills involved (losing a job , inheriting a trust fund , being a loser ) , he can go forth and be king of his voting domain , and ultimately achieve what is....I propose ....a dangerous false sense of popularity .

The problem gentlemen and ladies , you see , lies in the fact that there is nothing less attractive in the world that someone who tries to hard to be popular (other than Wayne Rooney of course). It demonstrates seriously lack of both self esteem and friends .

You see my friends , like Wayne Rooney playing the beautiful game, being the type of guy who thinks he is popular because he has achieved the most reciprocal votes is....well....it's like being a hippo in a tutu .

If you are such a said individual , never fear ! There is a cure !

Here is what you need .

One Bathtub , a plugged in hairdryer and just to be extra sure a razor blade .

Place self in tub , fill with water . Slice wrists with blade , stir and allow to simer till crimson red . Add Hairdryer (with switch pointing to "on") and allow to boil until dead .

Easy as that !

In fairness , perhaps I have been uninformed about the voting system , and in fact it holds deep meaning and cunning secrets . Do you care to explain yourselves ?