methedevdas Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. ********* When the DENTIST says, Open wide. ********* When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? ********* When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? ********* When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it. ********* When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again. ********* When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest . ********* When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots. ********* When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunsnow Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. I am higly offended by this serious posting. Are you suggesting that doctors say to patients to take off their clothes!? What an outrage! :-P Hey, cheers, and good night, time for me to go to bed (tip: most times ppl put jokes on their journals or add to some "joke" forum thread, thats the "correct" way to do it....just a friendly suggestion, this was good joke to end my day today...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methedevdas Posted June 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 well.. how about if you hit somwhere and you should have to wear off the cloth to heal up.. right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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