Emotional Idiot
(From Love Is A Dog From Hell)
by Maggie Estep
I'm an Emotional Idiot
so get away from me.
I mean,
COME HERE.
Wait, no,
that's too close,
give me some space
it's a big country,
there's plenty of room,
don't sit so close to me.
Hey, where are you?
I haven't seen you in days.
Whadya, having an affair?
Who is she?
Come on,
aren't I enough for you?
God,
You're so cold.
I never know what you're thinking.
You're not very affectionate.
I
If you really love somebody, would you make the step to learn the language of your partner and live abroad, for instance Holland?I could live in Thailand for sure! But for raising children I would prefer to live in Holland. Do you know there was a survey on happiness of children in Europe? Holland turned out to be the happiest country for children in Europe! I would like to raise them here, because of the freedom which is embedded in our thinking and culture. I would like my children to inquire
Some good ones
Boddah: i'm getting a controller, play and charge kit, and wireless headset tomorrow
Boddah: anything else I should get?
reddragoon: a girlfriend
Ersan: You're lame.
xar: haha
xar: no way
Ersan: Yeah seriously
Ersan: I have my handy 'how to spot a lamer' guide
Ersan: and you've shown 6 out of 7 signs
xar: Ersan i hope i meet you one day so i can punch you in the face Ersan: wow all 7 Leo-chan: I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction
webrun
A man walks straight out the dessert into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender doesn't give him water. Instead, he aims a gun on the man's forehead. The man says "thank you very much", and walks out!What happened here?----- don't look yet!---------- --He had the hiccups
'Dead man' is my favourite movie ever!
"The film has been hailed as one of the few films made by a Caucasian that presents an authentic Native American culture and character, and Jarmusch stands by it as such; however, critics have both praised and decried the film for its portrayal of the American West, violence, and especially Native Americans"
"Jarmusch is the founder of The Sons of Lee Marvin, a humorous 'semi-secret society'. Members of the society reportedly include musician Tom Waits a
The DJ trainer brings u lots of fun!!! Try all possibilities! It helps to hit the 'keys' button first in any soundbank of your choice....
http://www.worteldrie.com/djtrainer/djtrainer_2.html
Choose the music you like!
Please hit the link, and click through all pages!! It's a nice story, I promise....http://www.blueblanket.net/Steph/Make/Visual/Perfect/I love Haruki Murakami san!!!!
-does anybody know how to paste this webpage directly into this
journal, so we can see it directly when opening the journal?-
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" mean
Hi there!
Tomorrow and for several days, I'll be in Bangkok and I wonder where I should go at night. I mean, can you partypoopers tell me where I can find some cool place, with good music? Ok, I know the Bangkok Bar, which is good, but a bit too crowded...
Thanks!
