I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.
This morning on the Interstate-75, I looked over to my left and there was a -----
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her face up next to her
rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds!
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much---
I dropped My e
