hmm.... good morning TF...
Happy Wednesday na ka...
Tonight i will working at the airport for that universiade games!....
So so read my story and dont forget to laugh na
A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, " Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, " Pick me up."He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The
i got a knowledge from this...
lol
cos i dont know some of this before...
1 The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
3 Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
4 What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
5 "Almo
Morning, I need 2 tell u sumthing, read number 5
2- Are u in a rush? read number 8
3- Are u curious? read number 9
4- Look its the following....u betta read number 15
5- I havent got the guts....just read number 17
6- I would like to tell u..but u should read number 16
7- Ill tell u...but first read number 2
8- Its very simple...just read number 4
9- Dont get nervous..its simple..jus read number 18
10- Not yet...but read number 19
11- Are u gettin tired? relax...jus
Found and it made me smile.. so i want to share ..... here
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was
Rise In Peace
that not a good news when i heard about, i never have a chance to get to meet khun lung Mike in person but he always teaching me. How life could be when Im so sad, he try to understand and give me a good reason to alive. He is a great teacher helping me in English. Thanks you so much and i wont forget you. Nicky aka Half_life
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A c
We Are The Champions
Mourinho's No Clue,obi Wan's Had A Cry
Terry's A Big Pansy, Of That There's No Lie
And Bad Signings, We've Made A Few
But We Sold You Bosnich And Veron And We Came Through
We Are The Champions My Friend
And Now Franky Lampard Looks A Bellend
We Are The Champions
We Are The Champions
No Time For Rent Boys Cos We Are The Champions
Tweedys A Cow, Ahsley Cole Has No Balls
He Stick A Phone Up His Arse Hole And Played With It
He Hoped For A Call
Last Night i spent night time running around inside the airport to welcome some of delegation, who will have a meeting at Dusit Thani Hotel on 5-7 april.My job "Liaison at the airport" started at 20.00 (2 april) till 08.00 in the next day, that mean in so sleepy now.First welcome flight for me landing at 3.30 am. They'r Head of Delegation (HOD) from Ukrian, Three people and very flirting (Shame old men) with us, try to cuddle our liaisons all the time, when we walked from the gate F2 to Belt 17.
Today i went to Bangkok University for an interver job... cos of Head of Delegation Meeting (Universiade Games) gonna happen on April 5th to 7th, 2007. My job is working at the airport (if i got it... the result come out on 27th) be the first to welcome all visitor. And Good Opportunity.. to get inside the airport without bording pass...lolMy Interviewer ask me that my house is near the airport, but i said it's easy for me to go there... than they asking me why.... so i told them that i liv
Hey there TF, Im in Samed now....... very sunny here and i take a few min to write to you. Friday night if you dont going out to party or whatever....... pls dont forget to watch Fan Pan Tae on Chanel No.5 around 10 pm. It's story about Manchester United. And my lovely sister is one of the competition. So i juat let you guys know to watch....... i will to but in Samed not Bangkok. Will back on Sat evening than see you here later Nicky is happy in Samed......
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?"
"You don't owe me anything," she repli
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Have you guys heard of 24th Universiade Bangkok 2007?
That event gonna happen in this August in bangkok Thailand <<< sound fun
The Universiade is an international sporting and cultural festival which is staged every two years in a different city and which is second in importance only to the Olympic Games. <<< sound big
And i got a volunteer job in this event to be an interpreter <<< Sound happy
Hope i can speaking english very well lol cos i not sure i will....
