*I am not a great fan of cut and pastes, but sometimes they have value.*Today I make an exception from being funny, and take on an utmost serious tone of nature.*.This is an email sent to me in the year 2000, from my wonderful friend, who died a few months later from the disease " Lukemia".*This mail has sat in my email box for 7 years, and I never shared it..*I think it is time to pay tribute to a wonderful man, that died too early, and pass on what he sent to me..*It is VERY long, but it de
***"3 partys in one !"*TONIGHT !*Many of you have been watching the TF events lately.*Piant and Thainy both have birthdays today, making 2 partys into one.**** ***We have decided to combine it into 3 partys together, now adding :*"Kick Vacanti out of Thailand!" **"My "time is up" in Thailand now that I have finished my contract.*So I am moving to Jakarta, Indonesia, for my next job.***I know many of you have to work Friday, but we would love to see you, even if you can only drop by for a short
***Khun_Lung was out white water rafting yesterday, but decided to come out of the river and make a jounal !********* ******Khun Lung wrote about how Stu_thailand has something exciting to tell us!***http://www.thailandfriends.com/index.php?name=Journal&view=journal&juid=12050&jid=42695***Well, MikeAussieGuy knew all the secrets about Stu already !***He saw them on TV !****** *** ******Posted by MikeAussieGuy [ 22 May 2007 | 5:54AM ]
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***Many of you saw "ThePunishers" last journal, which is still now appearing on the journal page !***It was titled "My giant COCK!"******He wasn't shy at all about showing off his giant cock!!!************ *********Well, It is nothing to worry about !******That is the way they do things in New Zeland !*********But I think he spent just a little bit too much time , living out in the countryside !******There are pretty sheep everywhere, and they are hard to resist, when you are the only man, out
***I don't know who she is ;-) ****** But she sure is pretty !******They say that even when she was in high school , she could "hunt down" and get any guy she wanted !!! ****** I even have a picture of her in her school uniform, out hunting guys after class ! ******Do you know this cute girl ??? ;-) ;-) ;-) *********
*********"Chia Pets" first came out in the 1970's or early 1980's , I think.***They were a very famous thing being sold in a lot of countries!***The Chia is a plant, and you sprinkle the seeds on any kind of little statue, water the statue daily, and in a couple weeks, you have a little furry statue!******When I found this picture it gave me a smile, bringing back the memory of "Chia Pets" !***Did YOU ever own a Chia Pet????************
***Is your noodle big, long, and hot ?*********Here is how to fix it !******It is a very old method, well known, but I have always liked it !!!************
*********We all know Piant is a skilled motorcycle driver, and has been driving them since he was very young!!! ******Something Piant never told us, was that he was a maniac on the road !***He joined a motorcycle gang at the age of 5 years old!***"The Babys Angels"!!! (a very notorious motorcycle gang indeed!) *** Ruthless!!!******He was always speeding, without care for human lives, and frequently pulled over by the police, and given speeding tickets!******Luckily his mother sent me this pi
***Dr. Sassy is making big $$$ !***Their special surgical team were raking in the cash, planning on how to "fix up" famous Michael Jackson!******( And who says Doctors don't have a sense of humour ??? ) ;-)******(And yes! I do have too much free time on my hands!) :-D******
***Of course the world is getting more dangerous now.***You need to follow some basic rules to insure your safety.****** Lock your doors at nightime!***Don't open the door, until you look out the window first!!!********* ******If you have to fight, Don't turn your back on your attacker!********* *********Do whatever you have to do to win!***Biting is fair and OK !!!********* *********These are dangerous times!***You must be careful !!! ;-)
******I guess she is mad at me !.***She didn't say anything, but last time I went to her condo, this is what I found. ***I guess she is trying to tell me something in a very subtle way ! ;-)*********
******I previously posted abstract art...where you need to "see" things from a different perspective, to grasp the full picture or meaning.***Meaning, you need to see things from opposite viewpoints.******This is a repost of something I posted a long time ago.******Can you read it ?....or does it look like blocks ?******If you cannot read it, walk far away from your computer, OR, close your eyes until you almost cannot see the screen.******Then, I think you can read it easily !******(It is very
***Heading to the after hours bars now! (It is only 3:58 AM!)***Will I do this tonight? ***No way! :-D***I don't do that !***I am not that kind of guy!!!!! ***Am I ???******(Tell you tomorrow) ;-)***
*** ***Oh...Honey !!!***Did I say something wrong?******Are you angry at me ???*********(Actually, this is what REAL marriage is like!) :-) :-) :-)************
***I have nothing to do but pack my bags, visit the Indonesian Embassy for my visa, etc, so I can continue to terrorize you with bad journals :-)***The last one was on "passing gas" (farting)***It just so happens I found a few other semi related pics in my mass collection!****** *** Hmmmm....What shall I post next ? ;-)***
***There has been some ISP problems at my apartment complex for a couple days now :-( ***But luckily for me, (maybe unlucky for you) , I always have 5 USB memory sticks in my pocket........if you thought that no internet could stop me posting movies or pics...lol..NO WAY! :-)***I think this guy wants some french fries, at a drive - through hamburger place !!!*********
***Did you drink too much?***Get food poisoning?***Eat some "funny mushrooms" at the full moon party, by mistake? ;-)*****Hmmmmm.......******Only you know the truth!!!******
******Everyone knows stegee is down in Phuket now.******Well, stegee just told me he got a new job! *******He got a new job at the Phuket Fire Department !!!******stegee the firefighter !!!****** ******He is earning lots of money now, living a lifestyle in luxury, and is very happy! ****** ******I just talked to him on the phone, and he said when he gets some free time off work, he is going to fly up to BKK to party with us !!!******We are waiting for you stegee !!!******Have a safe flight t
******Can't hear? Use sign language!******This is a very funny clip !***The guy is brilliant!***It helps if you already know the words to this famous song, sung by Natalie Imbruglia (Australian singer)
The song is called "Torn"
If you know the words already, you can see how funny it is!
If you don't know the words, it might not mean anything to you....
The guy is great!I think it was posted 5-6 months ago by someone, but I forgot all about it, until I downloaded this one