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90's music

Yesterday me and my old school friend spent an hour or so on msn trying to find cheesy music videos of songs from the 90's we remember. It was a lot of fun and brought back great memories. Here's some of the best we could find. Anyone remember these classics? Try and guess which one of these videos was filmed on a Thai island too!!!!!!!!!

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Trek Mountain Bike for sale

Hi guys I am selling my Trek 3900 mountain bike. It's a 18" / 48cm frame. Shimano 8 speed. I bought it at the Pro Bike store near Lumpini. It's about 9 months old but I only used it on the road about 4 or 5 times in the first month. After that it has just been stored (always inside) so the condition is excellent. I bought it for about 9500 baht. I will sell for 5000 baht or best offer. I have to sell it soon so I thought I'd see if anyone here was interested before I sell it back to a bike shop.

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David Jordan

Hey guys. I saw this new artist perform live on Irish TV on Friday night and he is damn good. His style resembles Prince or early Michael Jackson. He is David Jordan. Listen and enjoy.  

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Futon live at RCA on Valentine's Day

A band called Futon are playing at a club on RCA on Thursday (Valentine's day) so anyone who likes good rock music and who doesn't have a night of passionate sex lined up on that oh so commercially soulless of nights know as Valentine's, well... you should go and enjoy some rock and rave before you go and try to find some love for the night.Big credit to TF member known2 for posting about it in the events page. I wouldn't have known about it otherwise. Thanks man. Futon rock!!! Especially live..

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Free Upgrade

I'm gonna upgrade for myself soon coz I am bored and since there is a free offer for extra upgrade I will use it. I don't have anyone I wanna upgrade for so whoever can give me the funniest or best reason why I can upgrade them then they will get it. I will decide on Sunday when I have stopped drinking and my hangover(s) has/have passed.Guys and girls can both enter. I'll probably be biased towards young, attractive girls who will have sex with me if I upgrade them but I'll try to be fair. Also

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Loso gig on Saturday Feb 2

Hey everyone. Next week on Saturday February 2nd LOSO will play in the Hillary 2 bar on Sukhumwit Soi 4. I'm not sure what the time it starts is because it doesn't say on the tickets. I'll have to ask in the bar again. Tickets are priced at 500 baht and you can buy them in the bar. It's not too far down Soi 4. So anyone in Bangkok should check it out. If you don't know Loso, he is pretty good. Check youtube for some of his songs etc.

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Ghosts that play with b*****ns

I entered the room. It was 2 or 3 or maybe even 4am in the morning. I remember looking around the room and everything seemed as normal as always. No ghosts in here, or so I thought. Then I got ready for bed etc. I was a bit restless and tossed and turned in my bed. Then I turned to one side and opened my eyes. In front of me in the darkness, floating by the side of my bed, was a circular shaped silhouette shrouded in shadow. I tried to figure out what it was as I stared hard at it. I have really

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My Thai Exports

These are some of the Thai exports that are in my house. Some were imported to Ireland in my suitcase and some were imported by Tesco's. I cooked some nice Thai food with my Mom last week. (The Pad Thai Noodles are expired hehe)  We had some good curries and Tom Yam Gung. My Mom still can't remember how to say Tom Yam Gung correctly even though she tried 50 times. Also my poor mama doesn't like rice alot. Some more Thai exportsMy Fridge, which is only 8km from Pai   I can't even drink t

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Sleepless In Phangan

How to pass the time when it’s 3am and you can’t sleep because you have just seen a ghost! The following story was written between the hours of 3am and 6am on the 26th of November at Ao Thong Nai Pan beach on Koh Phangan. It an account of an experience I had just gone through moments before in my bungalow. It is in no way a work of fiction or a joke. Please read with an open mind. - - - - - I saw a ghost. Actually I saw 2 ghosts and now I am seriously freaked out. I’m now sitting

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Speed Dating Event

MAMASAN'S SPEED DATING EVENT SIGN UP HERE! THIS SATURDAY -- 10TH NOVEMBER -- 9.00PM SHARP(ISH) @ FUN HOUSE -- SUKHUMWIT 11 No rules, just show up. If you wanna play speed dating just write down names (3 max) on the paper and if it's a match you can date. It's obvious the whole night is gonna descend into chaos in no time. It's gonna be fun....So if you haven't signed up yet DO IT NOW!!!This is your best chance to score a date with MAMASAN. The reason she made the event was for a chance to go fi

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My Fav Polish song

Thanks to Idar73 and his journal about the Norwegian hip hop. It inspired me to share my favorite Polish rap song. I heard it first from Polish guys I worked (and drank) with awhile ago. They even played it in my favorite club in Ireland ocassionally (the club had Polish bar staff, so they must have given it to the DJ). Enjoy but don't ask for a translation.  

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BTS lucky

Hmmm that was a nice cold shower. Today was damn hot.Ever since I got back (almost a week now) I have been having bad luck on the BTS. Every time I reached the top of the stairs/escalator I would hear the beep beep of the doors as they closed and I knew I'd be waiting again as I watched the train pull past me. Yesterday the driver even smirked at me as he left. I was 2 seconds from the door. Take that farang he says as he leaves me stranded. Every rush hour at Siam as people pile into the carria

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Misconception

Wow I gotta clear up some misconceptions circulating TF thanks to bkkris testimonial that he sent to virtually everyone. This is most serious as people may have gotten the wrong impression about me. As much as I'd like to think I have, I really don't have much expertise in the ancient arts of love and pleasure. Yup I'm bad with a capital B. But of course I wanna learn to become a master so any ladies with the knowledge who feel up to the task can take me under their wing and teach me the ways of

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Only 18 days

I will be back to Bangkok on 7th August and leave again on 25th August. I will go back to my life as a student in Ireland and don't know when I will return to my "spiritual home" (yes I did just call it that...cheesy I know). I'm coming back to pack my stuff and cancel my accounts etc and of course for some fun too. So if you had just 2 weeks in Thailand what would you do? Try to avoid recommending all the usual tourist traps as I have done them all repeatedly. My list has- Drink....like a fish 

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When we were kids

Ok I am still sort of a kid but when I really was I used to think I knew it all. Here are some stupid things I thought were true. UHT was the German word for milk (saw it on little milk cartons on planes and for some strange reason assumed it was German.)That because Dogs couldn't eat human chocolate then humans couldn't eat dog chocolate. After eating a bag full of chocolate buttons one day my mother then asked me what happened to the dog chocolate. I didn't own up but instead asked her what wo

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What would you have done?

I did something once which I feel a bit guilty about and a thought provoking conversation I had with a friend on msn yesterday made me reflect on it. My ex girlfriend was really headstrong and always tried to, for lack of a more appropriate word, entrap me in the relationship. She wanted to move in together, was constantly calling me and of course talked about marriage. I believe she loved me despite the fact that she never saw the real me. This was a relationship that spanned less than 5 months

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South Thailand trouble

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1644900,00.htmlThis reminds me of the trouble in my own country in the 90's. It could easily escalate to more trouble in BKK. I never realised it was than serious. Anyone have any first hand experience or thoughts?

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Harry Houdini

Harry Houdini – A tragic tale of a Mutt with a busted tail  I arrived home from Bangkok on the 3rd of July after around 24 hours of travel. It was almost midnight. I’d just spent an hour in a car catching up with my mother, my sister and my maniac nephew were asleep across town and my other brother and sister were at the other side of the country at Spanish camp for the next two weeks. So the only emotional embrace I had left for today after six months away was with the newest member of the fa

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Me Fein

I want to declare my love for me fein and since I can't type with fada's on this site coz if I do it turns the text into gibberish I'll just have to spell incorrectly. Taim i ngra leis me fein (or something like that). Anyway monkeyman loves Narm Mr Canada love Catt So I guess I can only love mise. Do you know this person? I love this person more than anything. We have sweaty fun every night. If this person dies of course I would to. Yeah yeah yeah

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Planes, Trains and Automobiles (Escalators and Conveyor belts but no Elevator)

My journey from Bangkok to my house in Clonmel, Ireland took me just under 24 hours. I left my room in Muang Thong after 6am on Tuesday 3rd. Bought 2 bottles of Genmai Oishi green tea (my 5 week supply) and then taxi to airport was easy. Nobody queuing at the check in desk for Etihad to Abu Dhabi so got checked in super fast, 3kgs over the limit but they said nothing, no problem (unlike the penny pinching fucks at Ryanair. I'm ashamed it's an Irish airline). So I asked if the flight was full, an

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Leaving on a jet plane

Leaving on a jet plane...I do know when I'll be back again.I hate the flight to/from Ireland/Bangkok. There is always god damn layovers and I get stir crazy on the plane. This will be the 9th time for me on this 20+ hour total pilgrimage. No matter how tired I am I can't sleep on airplanes too. On my 7th time doing it I tried to solve this by getting two powerful sleeping pills from my mom. As soon as I got on the plane and we had safely taken off I got them out and put them in my mouth. Then I

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An encounter with a crazy animal (Part 2)

Today was a good/bad day for me. I've started to do lots of things since I must fly away from the Thai winter soon. I went to the zoo with a cool little rabbit. It was a talking rabbit too, very cool. But the zoo was boring. All the animals just sleep all day and none of them can speak like people. The rabbit was tired too. Silly rabbits only sleep one hour every night, did you know that? So the rabbit hopped away and I went home. Then I spent several nano-seconds sorting my finances and discus

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An encounter with a crazy animal

Today was a weird day for me. I was in my room and a magical cat appeared to me. This cat could speak like people could so I was so shocked. Now this was one weird cat, it freaked me out. It started to talk to me about Siam and the BTS. I guess it was a Siamese cat. I thought it wanted to play a game so I recited my BTS poem to make the cat happy.On NutPhra Khanong EkkamaiThong LoPhrom PongAsokNanaPloenchitChit LomSiamRatchatewiPhaya ThaiAnusawaree Chai Samarapoom (the station with lots of se

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