heehee....anyone missing me?? lol
well, my PC crashed some times back, and coping with busy work, finally last saturday went shopping for a new PC....got 1 big hole in my pocket...but finally able to surf the net...and of cause my favorite site TF.
Did i miss anythings?
To my friends who miss me, appreciate your missing.=p
Take good care na.
Pumpui ki teung mak mak.
Oh dear......my hard-disk crashed.......didnt know what happened, just cant boot up my PC except hearing tick tock tick tock....(a time bomb??)...
Anyway, i am using my brother PC to type this journal...lol
To my TF friends, i am sorry, u gonna missed me for quite some times...lol
but it's ok, if u need to chat with me, drop me a mail at my company email address.
[email protected]
Meanwhile, be good and take good care, my friends.
Greenie, did you get my email??
Bobby, i am so sorry i can
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist
and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit s
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man +dumb woman = affair
Dumb man +smart woman = marriage
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
when u wear low-cut, v-neck...........
heehee....steady poon pi pi.......
Ooopssssssss.......censored.....
Admin or moderators, kindly let me know if it's inappropriate.
hahahahaha...lolz
Well, just wanna wishes all couples a happy Valentine Day.
As for singles, dont be despair, Valentine Day is not a day only for couples, it's also a day for you to celebrate with your family and good friends.
kisses for all.
true?
I believe the explaination of wearing thong will cause the constant rubbing on a particular area, but will it cause infection will be another cause of concern.
hahahhahaha, i like that song...Thong song. lol
Dear Juliet,
My late grandfather also left behind for me 15 million pounds in Swiss Bank in a fixed a/c too, and the bank need me to give them an a/c to transfer the money.
To make things easier, would you be so kind to give me your bank a/c number so that i can get the money transferred and i will give you half of the 15 million (which will be more than your 4million US dollars) as a token of help?
Regards
From: Juliet Bongo
To: ong peter
Subject: RE: I'm Juliet from thailandfriends
Today is the eve of Lunar New year, where chinese all over the world will rush home and have reunion dinner with families, it's a tradition, i am no exception.
There are alot of traditions surrounding Lunar New Year, from reunion dinner, giving red packets to letting off firecrackers. The tradition varies from countries.
It used to be lotsa fun for me during my youth time. As times goes by and i grow up, some traditions are forgotten (ashamed of myself), but the only thing i wont forget is hav
Hello,
How are u doing?i am fine,i have saw ur profile in this web sit i am new here so i am intreseted in you for relationship.more about me,i am binta ahmed female 29 yrs old from west coast in africa so i really need someone that can take good care of my life,why i am contacting is because i want to know more about u and i will let u know more about u me too,i am caring,loving, honest,trustone, i need a man for a long time relationsip and marriage,a man that can take good care of a woman,
Quelqu'Un M'A Dit
by Carla Bruni
On me dit que nos vies ne valent pas grand chose,
Elles passent en un instant comme fânent les roses.
On me dit que le temps qui glisse est un salaud que de nos chagrins
Il s'en fait des manteaux pourtant quelqu'un m'a dit...
Refrain
Que tu m'aimais encore,
C'est quelqu'un qui m'a dit que tu m'aimais encore.
Serais ce possible alors ?
On me dit que le destin se moque bien de nous
Qu'il ne nous donne rien et qu'il nous promet tout
Paraît qu'
We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
Ooh oh
We're heading for Venus (Bangkok)
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all (yeah)
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
interesting...but not sure whether can post...moderators, let me know if it's unsuitable, then i bring it down.
here it goes.......
Song: The Fark Shop
"I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"
(gong noise)
[Luke]:WELCOME TO THE FARK SHO-O-O-OP!
Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice]
There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to fark a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'Cause for all my
Firstly welcome back, admin Tom.
And also welcome all the moderators : bobbyboy112003, zeusbheld, Boecky, 2unique, Onlynx, Loburt, and jimba_the_hut.
I know it's tough being moderators, having to be fair to all members, and sometimes subjected to members' unfriendly abuses and unkind words. Do keep your heads up, moderators.
Hope that with the moderators, TF will be a better place.
Btw Happy belated New Year to all TF friends.
Yo, moderators, nice badge ofstar.
BANGKOK : Western tourists who survived giant waves that struck Thailand's shores at the weekend have been astounded by the generosity of locals grappling with their own massive destruction and loss of life.
"The Thai people have little money but a big heart," said injured German tourist Jurgen Kosian after arriving in the capital Bangkok from the southern resort of Khao Lak, left devastated by Sunday's killer tsunamis.
"The staff helped us so much," said Kosian, who had been spending the Ch
