Pretending to be a Thai.
If you foreigners can read Thai numbers, you will know that there are foreigner price and Thai price officially anywhere in this country. they write on sign board "Massage 1 hour 200 baht" just above "ñôðºÒ·" (140baht)
I visited several sites in Chiang Mai and found such distinction. So, I pretended to be like a Thai and try to get the local price. Success rate is 90% so far. (not bad, isn't it?)
I analyse the factor for those successful case as below.
1. My face has typical JPs feature, so I try to be a Chinese-Thai. *1
2. My skin color got darker after walking ouside for a few days in Bangkok.
3. I cut my hair at local barber and made it very short like Thahaan (soldier) or Dek (kids) style.
4. I don't put the edge of T-shirt inside of jeans. (i never see a middle class Thai guy put shirt inside the jeans)
5. As typical case for JPs, my eyes are too small for Thai and single-edged eyelid, so i wore sunglasses to erase this feature.
6. Talk as less as possible. (You guys know how hard to pronounce Thai correctly, which Thai people can never imagine)
7. Despite of 6., just in case, I practiced again and again to master the perfect pronounciation of "khon Thai khrap!" with softest voice. *2
Do you know any other tips for pretending to be a Thai?
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*1: Sorry for farrang friends, coz quite difficult for you to look like a Thai. One of few exeptional case is only when you talk on the phone and you were an expert of speaking Thai, just like khun_lung, inamorato or other dearest Thai-farang friends here.
*2: Foreigners voices are too loud and strong to be a Thai. Hey, tourist guys! Don't talk with such loud voice in BTS train!! The reason why people stare at you is not because you look foreigners!!
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