Three adventurers on a lost island get captured by a primitive tribe. After being kept in a cage for several days, they are brought to the center of the village where all the tribes people have gathered. They are told by the village elder that they are being judged and will have a hand in their fate.

They take the first adventurer out and give him the option of death or poonta. He asks what poonta is but they just point their spears at him and order him to choose. He says, "I don't know what poonta is but I know what death is, so I choose poonta."

At this point all the women start chanting "Poonta, poonta, poonta!" and the men drag him to the ground, rip his clothes off and have anal sex with him, and send him on his way.

When they are finished they take the second adventurer out and give him the same option, death or poonta. He says "I know what death is and I know what poonta is. I don't want to die so I will take poonta."

Again all the women start chanting "Poonta, poonta, poonta!" and the men rip his clothes off and have anal sex with him.

Again, when they are finished, send him on his way and drag out the third adventurer.

They give him the same choice, death or poonta. He says "I know what death is and I know what poonta is. I just can't go through that! So I choose death."

The elder of the tribe says, "No-one has ever picked death before. Hmmm. I will consult the tribe." All of the villagers whisper to each other and the elder, looking rather confused. Eventually the elder steps forward, having made a decision.

"We shall grant you death... Death by poonta!"

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