Two blokes were camping in the mountains and after four days together, they were getting a little testy.

One bloke says, "You know, were starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today? I'll hike north and spend the day looking around; you hike south.Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees, and hikes south.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story.

"Today i hiked into a beautiful valley.I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch.Then i swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As i sat out and dried, i watched deer come and drink from a stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until i came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks, i cut the ropes off, gently lifted her from the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when i was so tired i could hardly move,i came back to camp."

"Wow!" the first guy exclaimed,"Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

Meanwhile somewhere in New Zealand:

And in America:

ho ho ho, ha ha ha, ho ho ho. hairy beaver. har dee har har. i prefer a shaved beaver.

>>Ha...ha..lol:->>

>>..lol...the cat get blind of the light.>(((never see/get the mouse again!....lol:->>

Real>> wildlife>>Looks like Farm-ppl without chicken!!......lol

- Sorry Eric.., im too young for your joke....LOL..

made me chuckle he he he

LMAO