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ADVICE FOR WOMEN

1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up

there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can

tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make

some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself

types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for

it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it

means that you laugh at his.

14. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Afterall,i'm still into men! haha :)

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ADVICE FOR WOMEN

1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up

there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can

tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make

some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself

types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for

it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him chequebooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it

means that you laugh at his.

14. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Afterall,i'm still into men! haha :)

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