Bartenders

Psychology:

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders

were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all

counts.

The results: Females

Drink: Beer

Personality: Casual,

low-maintenance; down to earth.

Your Approach: Challenge her to

a game of pool.

Drink:

Blender Drinks

Personality: Flaky, whiny,

annoying; a pain in the ass.

Your Approach: Avoid her,

unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink:

Mixed Drinks

Personality: Older, more

refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she

wants.

Your Approach: You won't have

to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink:

Wine (does not include

White Zinfandel)

Personality: Conservative and

classy; sophisticated yet giggles.

Your Approach: Tell her you

love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink:

White Zinfandel

Personality: Easy; thinks she

is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.

Your Approach: Make her feel

smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink:

Shots

Personality: Likes to hang

with frat-boy pals and looking to get

totally drunk . and naked.

Your Approach: Easiest hit in

the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be

careful not to make her mad!

Drink:

Tequila

No explanations required -- everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good

beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping

that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give

a damn about anything but getting

laid.

Tequila: He is thinking

he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

I like to drink domestic beer and whiskey...So, i am poor guy who dont give a damn about anything but getting laid

Bunny : I tend to believe so, about the getting laid lol

Gimme some beer plzzz

I like wine part of my culture..... somebody help me? )

Good observation esp on the male part!