Here is something that John sent me comment on myspace and i just wanna share u guys. I LIKE IT

---You should have SEX on days that begin with T:

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>>Thanksgiving,

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>>Tuesday,

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>>Thursday,

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>>Today,

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>>Tomorrow,

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---Sex is:

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>>like Nokia (connecting people)

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>>like Nike (Just do it)

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>>like Pepsi (ask for more)

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>>like Coca Cola (Enjoy)

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---Top 10 Places to have sex:

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>>In your bed

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>>In your parents bed

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>>In a car

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>>On a washing machine, while running

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>>In a hot tub

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>>On a beach, down in the sand

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>>On a comfy couch with the TV on

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>>On a waterbed

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>>A plane bathroom

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>>In the rain ..

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Top 10 Places NOT to have sex:

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>>In the movies

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>>In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING!

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>>In front of all of your friends

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>>In a phonebooth

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>>In your best friend's bed

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>>At Grandma's house

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>>At school

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>>In your dirty basement

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>>In the street

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>>ON-LINE

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---Top three things to say before having sex:

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>>I love you [ONLY iF YOU MEAN iT]

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>>Rock my world

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>>Let's get ready to RUMBLE...

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---Top three things NOT to say before having sex:

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>>Is this gunna hurt?

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>>Sure....I've done this thousands of times...

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>>Are you sure it's on there?

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---Top 3 things to say after sex:

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>>Are you sure this was you're first time?

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>>Gotta cigarette?

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>>Wanna do it again?

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Thanks 4 reading

~Cheers~

-Piaw-

Piaw thanks will try to remember that learn something everyday )

Whew by the time you go all through this in your mind your date has gone home!

feelfree2befree: lol, the comment on silence is good well, those things on "3 things to say" are around the same theme...feelfree2usevoice :-)

Maybe try punching him in the face befor eyou have sex, for no reason!

Tip about sex? At my age i am lucky to get it .. (2 letters) you can fill in the blanc spots.

you missed some stuff:

Funny things to hear after or during sex:

BTW I'm 14

I think we might be related

wrong hole!

are those braces?