When God created the cow he said, "You must go to

field with the farmer all day long and suffer

under he sun, have calves and give milk to

support the farmer. I will give you a life span

of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you

want me to live for sixty years. Let me have

twenty years and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed.

Then God created the dog, and he said, "Sit all

day by the door of your house and bark at anyone

who comes in or walks past. I will give you a

life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking.

Give me ten years and I'll give back the other

ten." So God agreed (sigh).

Then God created the monkey and said "Entertain

people, do monkey tricks,> make them laugh. I'll

give you a twenty year life span."

The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for

twenty years? I don't think so. The dog gave you

back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And

God agreed again.

Finally God created man. He said, "Eat, sleep,

play, have fun and enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy,

enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."

The man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you

what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow

gave back, the ten the dog gave back and the ten

the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,

sleep, play, have fun, do nothing and enjoy life.

For the next forty years we slave in the sun to

support our family. For the next ten years we do

monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren. And

for the last ten years we sit in front of the

house and bark at everybody.

Life has been explained.

Hahaha! It all makes sense now hahaha!