At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain

letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your Friends.

INSTRUCTIONS.

Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some

ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your

list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will

receive

823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

0.5 Miss Worlds

2.5 Models

463 Wild nymphos387 TF female members of undecided sexual orientation, in open relationships, single (looking)

3,234 Good-looking nymphos

20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms

40,198 Bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,

and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your

original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back at

you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One bloke for example who sent a letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his

friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he

sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial

expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel

he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live

with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While

I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has

already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from

exhaustion.

Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to achieve a

totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy

conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No obligations,

no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or

engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best

friends.

P.S. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum

cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

P.P.S. - This chain letter can also be copied to women you know so that

they can prepare themselves for the great adventure they may soon

undertake.