The European Commission likes to announce an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, her Majesty's Government concedes that the English spelling has some room for improvement and accepts a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as 'EuroEnglish' and later will be Eungish. In the first year, "S" will replace the soft "C". Sertainly, this will make the sivel servants jump with joy. The hard "C" will be dropped in favor of the "K". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan again have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthousiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "PH" will be replaced with the "F". This will make words like fotograf much shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage were more komplikated changes are possible. Gouvernments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have already ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "E" and "A" in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yer, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replacing "TH" with "Z" and "W" with "V" During the fifz yer, ze uneseary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensible riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. The drem vil finali kum tru !!  Sivil servent Belchum Thaibel  

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