Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young man pressed his forearm and

the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my

pager" he said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young man lifted his palm to

his ear. When he had finished he explained "That was my mobile phone. I

have a microchip in my hand".

The older man felt very low tech and wasn't to be outdone, he decided he had

to do something impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the

bathroom. When he returned, he had a piece of toilet paper hanging from his

rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him . The older man finally

said "Well, will you look at that.........I'm getting a fax !!