Says    =    meansI'm hungry = I'm hungryI'm tired= I'm tiredWould you like to dance?= I'd like to have sex with youWould you like to see a movie?=I'd like to have sex with youWould you like to go to dinner?= I'd like to have sex with youWould you like a massage?= I'd like to have sex with you within the next ten minutesWould you like to talk?= I'd like you to think I'm a really deep person then I'd like to have sex with youWill you marry me?= I want to make it illegal for other guys to have sex with youYour shoes don't match your dress= I'm gay

Not true.

When I massage, it usually takes more like 20 to 40 mins.

Besides, I am no gay, but I agree that your dress doesn't match. You would be a lot nicer without it.

>>>Would you like a massage?= I'd like to have sex with you within the next ten minutes

yea, i know what normally comes along with that and i do take the full responsibilty of the consiquences without ANY complaint. Massage before sex, how could u resist...??

>>>Your shoes don't match your dress= I'm gay

LOL LOL

who wants a massage?

i studied massage, and did it for a business!

i charge small...unless your shes don't match you dress! lol