Fred and Mary got married but...............
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Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mum and Dad's place for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Fred and Mary Up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mum again says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "Okay, okay! What do you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my model aeroplane glue.
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