Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy . ...

.. ... . you just hoped nobody ever found  out!

Before computers there was no TF

How did we all survive?

Sounds like me,but it don't matter any more about my old Mr Floopy! temporarily out of service!

i agree with all that you wrote :-(