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I Am The Walrus.......


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Im' getting ready to go out and i'm ironing my shirt and drinking a large whiskey , im'  listening to ," I am the walrus " by The Beatles............I thought i would share with you, i'm in a very peculiar mood today...............8-) I Am the Walrus

I am he

As you are he

As you are me

And we are all together.

See how they run

Like pigs from a gun

See how they fly. I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody

Tuesday man you been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -

Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G’JOOB.

Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,

See how they fly

Like Lucy in the sky

See how they run. I’m crying - I’m crying I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic

Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,

You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus. GOO GOO G’JOOB.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,

If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from

Standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus. G’JOOB, G’GOO, G’JOOB.

Expert texpert choking smokers

Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!

See how they smile,

Like pigs in a sty,

See how they snied. I’m crying.

Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna

Man you should have seen the kick in Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB

GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.

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Im' getting ready to go out and i'm ironing my shirt and drinking a large whiskey , im'  listening to ," I am the walrus " by The Beatles............I thought i would share with you, i'm in a very peculiar mood today...............8-) I Am the Walrus

I am he

As you are he

As you are me

And we are all together.

See how they run

Like pigs from a gun

See how they fly. I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody

Tuesday man you been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -

Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G’JOOB.

Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,

See how they fly

Like Lucy in the sky

See how they run. I’m crying - I’m crying I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic

Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,

You let your knickers down.

I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus. GOO GOO G’JOOB.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,

If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from

Standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus. G’JOOB, G’GOO, G’JOOB.

Expert texpert choking smokers

Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!

See how they smile,

Like pigs in a sty,

See how they snied. I’m crying.

Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna

Man you should have seen the kick in Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -

Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB

GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.

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