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Some good ones

Boddah: i'm getting a controller, play and charge kit, and wireless headset tomorrow

Boddah: anything else I should get?

reddragoon: a girlfriend

Ersan: You're lame.

xar: haha

xar: no way

Ersan: Yeah seriously

Ersan: I have my handy 'how to spot a lamer' guide

Ersan: and you've shown 6 out of 7 signs

xar: Ersan i hope i meet you one day so i can punch you in the face Ersan: wow all 7

Leo-chan: I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction

webrunner: Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!

Leo-chan: screw the laws of thermodynamics!

* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine

* webrunner stops the machine

* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge

 
^Melchior^: MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP ME FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map  

Holly: So I got my period, and i was bleeding, and my pad leaked

Jesse: Really?

Holly: Yeah, and it leaked everywhere! And so i had to go into the doctors, and they had to shave my vag**a, it wasnt good

Jesse: Wow, i cant believe youre telling me this

Holly: Well...its just girl talk

Jesse: Jesse is a guy's name too

 (Look at: http://www.bash.org/?latest )

Have fun! Yuri Cool

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Some good ones

Boddah: i'm getting a controller, play and charge kit, and wireless headset tomorrow

Boddah: anything else I should get?

reddragoon: a girlfriend

Ersan: You're lame.

xar: haha

xar: no way

Ersan: Yeah seriously

Ersan: I have my handy 'how to spot a lamer' guide

Ersan: and you've shown 6 out of 7 signs

xar: Ersan i hope i meet you one day so i can punch you in the face Ersan: wow all 7

Leo-chan: I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction

webrunner: Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!

Leo-chan: screw the laws of thermodynamics!

* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine

* webrunner stops the machine

* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge

 
^Melchior^: MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP ME FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map  

Holly: So I got my period, and i was bleeding, and my pad leaked

Jesse: Really?

Holly: Yeah, and it leaked everywhere! And so i had to go into the doctors, and they had to shave my vag**a, it wasnt good

Jesse: Wow, i cant believe youre telling me this

Holly: Well...its just girl talk

Jesse: Jesse is a guy's name too

 (Look at: http://www.bash.org/?latest )

Have fun! Yuri Cool

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Actually these are quotes and not jokes. So if you are in a funny discussion at any site and you want to share some part of it: you can post it on 'bash.org'. I never did that , but I like to read the quotes sometimes..

{stu: you can post something there}

{baboe,frogster: good that you've enjoyed it!}

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