Best jokes from chat sites
Some good ones
Boddah: i'm getting a controller, play and charge kit, and wireless headset tomorrowBoddah: anything else I should get?
reddragoon: a girlfriend
Ersan: You're lame.xar: haha
xar: no way
Ersan: Yeah seriously
Ersan: I have my handy 'how to spot a lamer' guide
Ersan: and you've shown 6 out of 7 signs
xar: Ersan i hope i meet you one day so i can punch you in the face Ersan: wow all 7
Leo-chan: I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destructionwebrunner: Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!
Leo-chan: screw the laws of thermodynamics!
* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine
* webrunner stops the machine
* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge
^Melchior^: MY NAMES BUSH!... HELP ME FIND IRAQ'S NUCLEAR WEAPONS, ORDER YOUR VERY OWN "FIND MR. SADDAMS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION DETECTION KIT", Kit Includes: Darts and a Map |
Holly: So I got my period, and i was bleeding, and my pad leaked
Jesse: Really?
Holly: Yeah, and it leaked everywhere! And so i had to go into the doctors, and they had to shave my vag**a, it wasnt good
Jesse: Wow, i cant believe youre telling me this
Holly: Well...its just girl talk
Jesse: Jesse is a guy's name too
(Look at: http://www.bash.org/?latest )
Have fun! Yuri
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