Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking across a bridge;Kylie trips and falls landing with her head caught between the railings on the bridge....With a couple of sideways glances Robbie pull down his trousers...lifts her skirt pulls down her kniockers and shags her senseless....He stands back...looks at Elton and says: "ok your turn Elton"Elton bursts into tears...crying his eyes out.Robbie asks "Whats wrong?"Elton sobs.." my head won't fit between the railings"

yes!!!

so sad for Elton!

he loves getting "in through the out door!"

in computers, he favours "back door trojans!"

to each , his own........ :-P