One morning like every other morning, this guy is walking a long the Beach.Suddenly he stumbles & stubbs his toe.He bends down to see what it was, that tripped him up.It was a Lamp, that was buried in the sand but a part of it was exposed to the surface.He picks it up & it reminds him of Alladins Lamp. So he thought he would give it a couple of Rubs.Next thing to his surprise a Genie appears. The guy then says" Wow  a Genie, 3 wishes & all that jazz".The Genie replies yes, but I am a Genie that can only grant you one wish,so make certain it is a wish you really want.He thinks about it for a while, then makes a decision.

Then he said " I want to piss Bourbon for the rest of my Life"The Genie says "Your wish is my command, It's done'!

So he hurries home, to see If the Genie was true to his word.

He gets a glass out of the Cupboard & Pisses in it. He smells it first & sure enough it smells the same as BourbonHis wife is sitting in the Lounge. He yells out to her "Hey Mabel can you come in here for a second."In she comes, he explains the story about what happenend to him down at the Beach. So he gets her to smell the contents of the glass. She agrees it does certainly smell like Bourbon.So then he said" Mabel why don't you have a little drink & see if i taste like Bourbon". She said" No way , I am going to drink your Piss"! Eventually he does entice her to have a sip. She says" Boy oh Boy it taste exactly like Bourbon". The real Mcoy(True as Bourbon itself)So then he is brave enough to have a sip also. He agrees with his wife. Every night from then on. The Husband pisses in Two glasses. One for him & one for his wife.This goes on for weeks, they get pissed every night & he religously always pisses in 2 glasses.One night he only pisses in one, for himself. Mabel says to her husband "how come you only pissed in one glass & not 2, where is mine"?The husband replies " Well tonight Love, I have decided that I will let you drink straight from the Bottle".So if any women Bourbon Lovers want to drink from the Bottle, please send me a PM.Just kidding. Only having Talok & sanok, sanook with you ok. seeya Dekka. I 'm hoping! Ha Ha     

men are **** heads.

OutofOrder. Some are & some are not.

The same applies to Women.Not exactly cause they don't have ****'s.Ha Ha

Only Men & Ladyboys fit into that catergory.

Women for want of a better word, I will call those type Bithches. The alternative word is to profane to use.

We are all different. Just as well.

Otherwise it would be a boring old World.

Who wants to get bored?

I definitely don't!!! How about you???

PS:- if you are intereseted , go the the Journal under the name of a The flaw of woman".

I think you will get a better perspective of who I am.

I don't mean me, no way!

I mean my thoughts & my outlook to life in general.

I am not forcing you to look at it. I don't force anybody to do anything they don't wan to do.

My Favourite Thai expression "IT'S UP TO YOU"!

Cheers! Have a nice day.

Khor-tot. I forget to thank you for your comment.

At least I got one response, which I appreciate.

Wait & see if I get anymore. Maybe not. Who cares? Not me.

"You can lead a horse to water,

But you can't make it drink". seeya Dekka

do you talk the way you type........................?? j/k but i really want an answer!!!

Yes for your Information I do!

When I type or write E-mails. I pretend that the person that I am writing to, is in my presence,sitting next to me.

I've always done that.

I am not going to change my ways either. I am to old to change in that particular regard.I am open to change in

other areas though, but only if I am willing to do so & if it Benefits me. Otherwise I don't!

When I do that it is just like having a regular conversation on the Phone.

In the same way as a conversation Flows , so do my Words & thoughts.

Liken it to when you are conversing with a friend on a regular phone.

That is how I personally perceive it.

Here's hoping that my explanation meets with your approval & is suffice in it's entirety.

Pob gun mai. Don't worry, be Happy. ..Dekka

well, since i ASKED - i READ ALL The LINES. and thats the first time i just read ALL your lines! *hint*

So I take it that it meets with your approval.

The way I do it , helps me to express myself fully.

You wanna try it! all you need to do is Practice it.

Like eve thing else , the more you practice the more proficient you become.

In doing that it you will also reap the benefit of it, which is "ENJOYMENT".

You can read btw the lines & I am sure that their are, other avenues you can apply it to. Ha ha

I think you will get my drift.(drift=meaning)

Catchya later..Dekka

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Personal question for you.

May I have your permission to write you a PM?

This time I would really like to know. H aha

Okey Dokey... . Looking forward to your reply, even more so, your "ANSWER". Khob khun.

Dekka

eer... do u need a permission to write pm? i didn't know that.